an ode to an adventure (i’m this bored):
lalalala bringing my Trek to Michigan. lalala gonna ride my bike through your busy? streets lalala going to the country, aka Michigan. My sprokets bring all the boys to the yard. lalala gonna ride my bike in the woods, even though it’s a roadie. lalala taking my derailleur in the woods in Michigan. lalala probably gonna die in Michigan lalala but at least I’ll be on my bike, in Michigan.
michigan road trip planning: fucking city hipsters we are
- me : can we eat breakfast at a truck stop?
- a: truck stop breakfast? arent truck stops just like rape spots? i'd rather have breakfast than rape in the morning. maybe we can stop off in a little town or something, or like a cracker barrel
- me: two hipsters with their SLRs enter a cracker barrel.....
- this trip is gonna save my life guys, i'm so excited, like jessie spano so excited! michigan, please lose the snow so i can learn to ride a moped..ahhh so excited, so excited..i'm soo scared...lolz spano, lolz
Dear Michigan,
Apologies in advance, I will be drinking all your whiskey. Move over, we’re gonna cuddle.
c u swoon!!
